Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley doesn't seem to pay much mind to saftey when it comes to it. Come bother her?]

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[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

[Hanging over your fence, watching you work.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't notice you for a while but then looks up and waves with a grin]

Hi Denmark!

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

Hei Harley!

[Grins and tilts his head slightly.]

What are you doing there?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She shrugs, still a smile on]

I figured I'd work on the garden a little bit. My friend at home's a real plant nut so it's kinda nice to be around them.

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

[Observing your gardening skills.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Eventually relizes someone is watching and waves. Her skills aren't that great/average at best but she seemed really into it.]

Hey there!

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

[Waves back.]

Hi! I didn't think anyone else was interested in gardening.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well my friends really into it at home so I thought I might try some here.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

*There are some bunnies eating some of your flowers. One though is rolling in the poison ivy. Seems he has never seen poison ivy.*

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hey, get away from those!

[Trying to shoo them off when she see's one in the poison ivy]

Hey you don't want to get into that stuff...

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

*The bunnies hop away from the flowers. The one in the ivy stops and just looks at you. It's already starting to scratch himself.*

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She just hits her face oh great]

Now look what you did.

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[Well, now, gardening is something Viktoria can certainly appreciate. She's over on the sidewalk, looking oddly content.]

That's a very interesting choice.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Harley looks over at her]

What do you mean?

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[She nods at the poison ivy]

Where I am from, most people consider that plant a pest. Something too dangerous to keep in their gardens.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She shakes her head]

Not me. I love Poison Ivy!

[She smiles and looks lovingly at the plant]

My best friends name is Ivy, sometimes Poison Ivy, and she just loves plants so much. So I put some of it in here to remind me of her.

[vitative.livejournal.com]

[Your not!son's old friend is here but human D:

She watches curiously.]

What are you doing?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She only knew her vaugly but doesn't recognize her so she smiles]

Workn' on my garden.

[vitative.livejournal.com]

... Aren't those harmful plants?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran slows as she walks by, observing the garden and the woman working in it]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Eventually looks up and then waves cheerily]

Hi there!

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran ceases her stiff and stilted pace, smiling at Harley]

Oh hello~ Nice garden~

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

Umm...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Glancing up]

Hello!

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

Why are you growing that?