Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley doesn't seem to pay much mind to saftey when it comes to it. Come bother her?]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[And someone is swatting your hand away]

Didn't you hear what I just said?

You'll get a rash if you do that.

[vitative.livejournal.com]

I have never had a rash before.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Good for you.

What, do you mean you want one?

[vitative.livejournal.com]

I have never experienced an "itch." It it unpleasant?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Uh...yeah.

How have you never been itchy before?

[vitative.livejournal.com]

I am a machine.

[Yeah, Aigis. Sure you are. With all your flesh and blood]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really?

[She lives with Jolt and formally Robo. She's not one to doubt someone if they say they're a robot.]