Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley doesn't seem to pay much mind to saftey when it comes to it. Come bother her?]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Eventually relizes someone is watching and waves. Her skills aren't that great/average at best but she seemed really into it.]

Hey there!

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

[Waves back.]

Hi! I didn't think anyone else was interested in gardening.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well my friends really into it at home so I thought I might try some here.

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

I see.

...Is that some poison ivy over there? [Points to it.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Grins]
Yup! Isn't it nice! I got some because my friends name is Ivy. Sometimes they call her Poison Ivy.

[And she's patting the leaves normally/with no gloves]

1/2

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

Ah, careful there! You'll get a rash.

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

That is very interesting, though. A garden isn't beautiful without a little love to fertilize it.

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

But it's nice that you think of your friend. A garden is more beautiful if it's fertilized with love.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ivy's the best.

[She smiles and then waves a hand]

Oh my friends a wiz with all sorts of plant stuff. She gave me a shot so stuff like poison ivy and toxic waste doesn't hurt me!

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a relief. Is your friend a doctor?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She nods]

Kinda. She used to work as a scientist and she was really good with toxins and stuff like that but she doesn't do that anymore. Now she's all about plants.

Where's my comment? p-;

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

So cool~

I'm a doctor myself, although I'm still in training. So I like to grow my own plants for food and medicine.

I am so confused as to what just happened. XD

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? That's so neat!

Are you growing stuff here?

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

Of course. And since my master and I aren't living together here, I decided to grow some different plants than back home.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Your master?

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Back home, I worked as a maid to the Tohno family. But, other than cooking, my master---well, mistress---never praises me for my work in anything else. Whether it's cleaning, or my growing "strange drugs" in the garden. Huu~

[Because she's a horrible klutz when cleaning, and she likes to drug everyone like guinea pigs.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

What kind of things do you grow?

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

Oh, all sorts of things. Mostly flowers, but I plan on growing cacti too.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? Can you get those around here?