Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley doesn't seem to pay much mind to saftey when it comes to it. Come bother her?]

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She glances over]

I caught him rolling in some poison ivy.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Really? He is a bit stupid like that.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah I figured.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

*The bunny is now rolling on the ground trying to get rid of the itch*

So what are you up to?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Spares another glance at the itchy bunny]

Just working in the garden. Figured it might remind me of my friend Ivy. She was nuts about plants.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

You mentioned her before. She must have been a close friend. Was she also a villain?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Ivy's my best friend ever!

[She nods]

She got thrown into Arkham almost as much as Mr. J did. See she likes plants way more then people so she's always trying to protect them. And she makes people mad when she does that.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

She gets thrown into jail for protecting plants?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Well and for stealing and trying to kill people to get revenge for stuff like them killing a bunch of plants.

Like I said. She really likes plants.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Sounds like she really does...

The people in your world are... special.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! It's lots of fun there!

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Except for the part about that man in the bat suit right?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's a jerk.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

And no one thinks he's crazy?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, lots of people think he's nuts too.