Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley doesn't seem to pay much mind to saftey when it comes to it. Come bother her?]

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She shakes her head]

Not me. I love Poison Ivy!

[She smiles and looks lovingly at the plant]

My best friends name is Ivy, sometimes Poison Ivy, and she just loves plants so much. So I put some of it in here to remind me of her.

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

[Kneels down by the ivy, but knows better not to touch it in human form.]

It is a lovely plant. The gardens in the City were always so drab. People only wanted what was easy to tend, and what they thought was the prettiest. If more of them thought like you, it would have been a much more interesting place.

I'm sure your friend would find this to be a wonderful surprise.

[Viktoria wondered what a garden with plants named for all of her people would look like. Probably like home, come to think of it.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I think she'd like it. If she was here I bet she'd have like the biggest garden ever.

You should have seen her plants at home. She always had a lot. Even when we were in Arkham she had that red flower she always carried around with her.

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

I think I would like this friend of yours. When I lived in the City, I always liked to keep a few plants to remind me of home.

You wouldn't happen to know what kind of flower it was, would you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She frowns]

I'm not sure. It's a really pretty red colour and it's the one she saved from extinction I think.

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's a shame. If it's exotic though, I doubt you could even find it here.

I... don't believe we've met formally, yet. I am Viktoria, and you are...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I think it only grew in Gotham or something.

Oh, nice to meetcha! I'm Harley Quinn.

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

It's a pleasure.

That's too bad. I'm sure I wouldn't be able to find many of the plants from my home here, either. They could things feel much more lively here.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? Do have a lot of strange plants at your home?

[plantenough.livejournal.com]

Oh, very many. This place is dead and lifeless in comparison. And I'm sure a Tree Beast or two could make short work of our captors.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That's sounds so neat!