Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley doesn't seem to pay much mind to saftey when it comes to it. Come bother her?]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Eventually looks up and then waves cheerily]

Hi there!

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran ceases her stiff and stilted pace, smiling at Harley]

Oh hello~ Nice garden~

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[And she grins at this]

Thanks!

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran looks at the assorted plants]

Miss, you are aware that that there is poison ivy, correct?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! That's why I planted it!

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Mmmm~ An interesting choice. Just be sure to be careful around it.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I don't have to. My friend Red gave me a shot so stuff like that doesn't bother me!

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Really? That's very impressive~ Do you have a sample of it? Or can you introduce me to her? I would love to be able to study such a formula~

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I got it from her a while ago. And she's not actually in the town...

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, that's a shame~ The scientific community around here are either the drones or simply very hard to find~

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah I bet.

Sorry, the only doctor I am, is a doctor of psychology.

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran seems to brighten up a bit at this]

Ah~ A pleasure to meet you then~ Have you been published? I was known as Fran Madaraki back home, and I specialize in biology and medicine~ Sadly, the doctors and scientists in this town seem to insist I am just a highschool student and should aspire to be a nurse~

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She seems more...well sane at this and she nods]

I was Harleen Quinzelle back home. My specility was "extreme" personalites. I published a few articles in Gotham a while back.

[She sighs]

Yeah. Here they have me as a hairdresser. I get to cut hair and listen to drones gossip to me all day.

Mad Science, now with extra Mad

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Well, studying the drones is an option, though they seem to be more extreme in opposite direction~ Myself, I would love to observe one of the resurrections that I have been told happen around here. If I could get more information on it I may be able to crack the secret to prolonging the human lifespan~

Mad is always good.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Extremly boring more like it. There's nothing more dull then listening to drones talk the entire day.

Oh yeah? I died once here. Don't really remember much about it though. It was when they were given us all those really wierd "vaccinations" I think mine had some wierd drug in it or somethin'.

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm~ I'll have to take care then. In any case, I'm late for school, but please let me know if you hear from your friend. I'd love to ask her a few questions~

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Will do!

Have fun at school then!