Joke Twentyone: Fathers Day

[crazy_clownwoman]

Fathers day.

Sounds like a fun day for dad's. Does that mean I have to track down a fake dad here? Or am I supposed to get Jolt somethin'?

[If anyone wants to bother Harley. Here's their chance.]

Comments

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Were you assigned a father, or are you betrothed to another here?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Not that I know. And yea, I got a fake husband. Not one of the drones though.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Then, as I understand, so long as you have assigned children, he is a father, and you should do something for him. At least, that is what I understand the tradition to be...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess that makes sense...

I wonder what I should do. Do have a husband here?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

I do, but, I am not sure how I should treat him either. I only know what the tradition is.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Treat him like anyone else. And if he's a jerk or tries anything, hit 'em!

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

If he tries anything... Such as...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

...anything?

Some guys are total jerks.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Hmm... yes, like the guards in prison. However Gavin does not seem like such a person.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, tell me about it.

That's good then. It's always better to be stuck here with someone you don't have yell at all the time.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

However, he is showing interest in another woman. But I have no attachment to him. Should I be upset?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Only if you like him. If you don't like him like that then did let it bother you.

Heck my husband has a boyfriend here. I think it's cute.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

A man dating another man.

I don't get it...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Don't get what?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Why would two men date eachother...

2/2

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Wait... nevermind that... I understand why...

Re: 2/2

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[Oblivious]

So unless you like them, you shouldn't mind I think.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

I do not, honestly.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That's good!

So are you going to get him anything for fathers day?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

I have no money to get him anything.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? Isn't there any in your house?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

The money is not mine. I will not go back to prison for theft... or be droned.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

If it's in your house its yours. Besides, it's really easy to get away with stealing in this place if you're careful.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

I see.

Perhaps if I ask for the money however... That might make matters easier.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I guess it would.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Get Jolt something?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'cause he's the "dad" in the house?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Do I need to get him something?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. I mean I don't really remember much about fathers day. But I know he's the dad in the house and the drone kids have been given him cards. So I figure I might be supposed to as well...

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I don't... even know what it is.

Maybe I should... do something.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It's a day people say thank you to their dads!

Maybe you should get him a card or somethin'?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Like the day for female parents?

Uh... sure? I suppose.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Just like that day! I got some cards from the drone kids then.

Cool, I bet he'd love it!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Just don't get him any flowers. That's my area of business, thank you.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She just snorts]

Right, I have my own boyfriend thank you very much. Even if he isn't here.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to get your father or Husband something.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh I was right! I'll get Jolt somethin' then.

I haven't done anything in years for fathers day, I kinda forgot about it.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Never had a chance to celebrate it myself back in Gensokyo.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Well it doesn't seem like a big thing anyway.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

It really isn't. I think it's a pointless holiday.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It sounds like it. Drone kids seem to like it.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Because they are drones.

Though, if this day is anything like mothers day, we should be careful.

[bbb35.livejournal.com]

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