Joke Twentyone: Fathers Day

[crazy_clownwoman]

Fathers day.

Sounds like a fun day for dad's. Does that mean I have to track down a fake dad here? Or am I supposed to get Jolt somethin'?

[If anyone wants to bother Harley. Here's their chance.]

Comments

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

However, he is showing interest in another woman. But I have no attachment to him. Should I be upset?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Only if you like him. If you don't like him like that then did let it bother you.

Heck my husband has a boyfriend here. I think it's cute.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

A man dating another man.

I don't get it...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Don't get what?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Why would two men date eachother...

2/2

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Wait... nevermind that... I understand why...

Re: 2/2

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[Oblivious]

So unless you like them, you shouldn't mind I think.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

I do not, honestly.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That's good!

So are you going to get him anything for fathers day?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

I have no money to get him anything.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? Isn't there any in your house?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

The money is not mine. I will not go back to prison for theft... or be droned.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

If it's in your house its yours. Besides, it's really easy to get away with stealing in this place if you're careful.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

I see.

Perhaps if I ask for the money however... That might make matters easier.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I guess it would.