Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

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[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Well, Red isn't the most observant person... but one should always be careful when Harley of all people is paying more attention to you than usual.

She won't comment on it, though. She'll just assume the milk thing hit her hard because what are feelings.] Feel like going shopping today?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Staring...well this isn't working. Okay onto the next plan.]

Sure.

....Red...can I ask you something?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Sure? What's the matter?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[A little nervous, but totally innocent.]

Do you like me?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

...You're my best friend, Harley. It'd be kind of a difficult friendship if I didn't like you.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

No. I don't mean like that.

....I mean, 'like', like me.

[Because Harley is apparently 12.]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[...Okay, she was humouring her until now. But this is suddenly going into dangerous territory. She takes a few seconds to answer.]

Why are you asking me?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

......'cause I wanna know?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Out of the blue?

Did something happen? [Way to avoid the question Ivy]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I was talkin' ta Eddie -

[Oh dear-]

And then Vince, and they seemed to think you do. And other people thought so too...

[Trails off...]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Nigma.

[There is venom dripping from that single word. Somebody will pay for this.] I hope he had a good laugh at my expense. I must have been a riddle he longed to solve.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....um he didn't laugh though.

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Ivy here is too mad to listen.]

And it wasn't any of his business to begin with. What did you tell him.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I said I didn't know what he was talking about?

So...wait, you do?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

...Does it matter?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well....yeah.

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

You're... [She wrinkles her nose] The only person I truly care about.

[Which is not a straight answer, but she's getting there]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[sighs] Really. You don't seem me getting this close with many people, do you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well no.....but I thought it was just because you were my friend.

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

I am your friend. Just because I'm...

[She wrinkles her nose, wondering how to word it]

... 'confused' sometimes, it shouldn't change a thing.

Right?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well 'doy'.

You're always going ta' be my best friend Red.

[Jeeze stop talkin' crazy.]

...Confused?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Feelings are a complicated matter, Harls. Specially when you're half-plant and hate humanity as a whole.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess...

[Goes and sits next to her on the couch.]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

...What about you? What about what you feel?