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[Someone has seen her friends on the tv and is currently yelling at them/]

Red! What are you doing there! Red!

[Runs to the knocked over phone and picks it up]

Anyone know how to get to this Westport place? My pal Ivy's there and I really need to see her again.

[She remembers something else too]

Oh and Cranes there too.

.....he was smiling. He must be plannin' somethin' big!

[A woman that resembles Harley is in her house. She has her hair up in a bun and has large glasses. She seems to be wearing a lab coat of some kind.

She's walking around the town, and will recognize the people here. But she thinks she's always been acting like this. Stop and say hi

also...fake husband, she's noticed the failing electronics]

Jolt? Has you been messing with the electronics in the house?

I can't believe I missed April Fools day! Wasted the day talk'n on the phone. Ugh, Mr. J would be so dissapointed if he found out...

So did anyone else her from someone at home? And if they did, were they actin' strange? 'Cause I'm not sure what was up with my pal Ivy but she was sure talk'n creepy. Wantin' ta' come here. Jeeze, who wants to come here?

[Filtered to anyone who works in the haircutting salon. Barbers, the hairdresser wants your attention!]

Hey guys! I figured since we all work at the same place we could plan somethin' fun. I know April Fools day is over but still. Can't lose out a chance to pull some kinda joke on the droney's.

I'm thinkin' hair dye.

[The phone is really starting to irritate her]

Yes, Hello!?

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather ~~misguided~~ nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....~~or in the face, no promises~~]

Current Mood: devious

[If you're walking passed the area of Mayfield with the stores you'll find a bit of pandemonium. Harley's heard about the plan and decided that she can fit a little chaos into her scheduile. And even though she only has her hammer and her costume, she's not going to let that stop her from having some fun]

Alrighty! This is more like it!

[There's a crash as she throws a rack of clothes through a window before going back to her looting, She seems to be humming a song to herself]

Current Mood: ecstatic

Hello? Anyone? I can't seem to get 911 to work.

Anyway there's a guy at my house and he's really beat up....and I'm not really sure what to do.

I'm at 1249 Williams Road and...help would be good right now. Yeah...uh, thanks.

UGH! I've had it up to here with the stupid drones at this place! Especially their lame-o conversational skills!! Can't they talk about anything normally!?

[There is a thoughly exasperated huff. Before Harley calms down]

Anyone up for some Christmas shopping? Or decorating or something? I'm bored out my wits an' if I don't hear people talkin' in something other then dronize I'm gonna lose it for sure.

[Harley been taking some extra shifts at work and is now starved for some actuall conversations. Hairstyling=worst job ever]

Current Mood: pissed off

[Calm, everything is nice and calm. Harley got to dress up and ~~eat~~ pass out a lot of candy. Halloween is just great!!!!

Until she goes outside...]

Wha...
Who...

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!!!!!

Current Mood: angry
Current Location: 1249 Williams Road

[Now in a slightly better mood]

I got somthin' back and just in time too! Thanks for the poison ivy Minatsuki! [And she's actually cheerful]

I wonder if this place does anything for Halloween.

[Filtered to robo!Kaito]

I got those tv's if you still wan't em'.

What the hecks goin' on with this place? Seems everyone's talkin' jibberish.

I guess this is the the wierd thing for the month.

[Filtered to Kaito]
Oh and Kaito? No monsters, so there!

Ugh! I hate this place. First I'm brainwashed, then I die and then I get that stupid painful shot!!! Ugh, what's next?? Giant monsters?

[Harley is still fuming about past events....and no don't ask about the monsters, she's random like that.]

Current Mood: angry

[Harley has been given the LSD shot....oh dear. She is currently on the front steps with wide eyes, giggling madly]

oooo....pretty ponies....ponies!!

.....sunshine, lollipops and....I want my candy!

[She will ramble about nonsense if anyone tries to talk to her....please do]

Current Mood: hyper

[Well Harley's been brainwashed for an hour like the rest of the others at the would be town hall break-in. She appears to be baking]

Oh well, that's the last of them. I'm sure my children will love the freshly baked oatmeal cookies I've made for them!

[If you thought Harley was overlly cheery before...]

Current Mood: happy

Finally! I feel like myself again!!!

[Guess who has her costume back! Harley is currently outside in full dress and makeup practising her gymnastics if anyone wants to walk by.]

Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Location: 1249 Williams

[After a certain conversation with her not-son, Robo-Katio, Harley isn't too pleased with one of the towns residents....enjoy the creepyness of Harley sweet voice]

Hey Katio, Harley here....

[Her tone drops all sense of cheerfullness]

You killed my son!!!!

Why the heck did you go and do that, you creep?! It's bad enough the towns doing things to us.

Current Mood: pissed off

[Harley yawned as the world came back into clairity. Still in Mayfied?....yup. Drats. She yawned again as she sat up, streched and looked around.

Wait....

Leaping out of the bed she grabbed a nearby lamp as a possible weapon and looked over at the other person in the room with her]

Hey...wake up!

[Just finished one the phone with her "boss"]

How the heck can they threaten ta' fire me? I didn't even know I had the job!

Oh apperently I'm a "Hairstylist" now. Don't know how that happened.

[Mutters under her breath for a few moments about being a fully quailified psychiatrist...]

....So if any one wants a haircut or somehin'....just gimmie a holler or come on by the shop.

Current Mood: annoyed

Okay, whose the wise guy?
If this is a joke, I ain't laugh'n. What's with those pictures and this dress...ugh. Talk about tacky. I mean come on, who am I? Martha Stewart or somethin'?

[Looking around the house]

Wait....where's my babies! They can't be home without me. Puddin' doesn't know how to look after 'em properly--

[Freezes]

Hey!
Where's my Mr. J!!

[Grabs lamp since she seems to be missing her weapons]

Alright you people, I want answers and I want 'em now!

Current Location: 1249 Williams Road

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Harley Quinn

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Joke Eighteen: Stupid TV
Joke Seventeen: Dr. Quinzelle
Joke Sixteen: Bored Again
Joke Fifteen: April Fools Day Event
Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?
Joke Thirteen: Feels Like Home
Joke Twelve: Looking for Help
Joke Eleven: In Need of Human Conversation
Joke Ten: Worst Prank Ever
Joke Nine: Ivy's the best!
Joke Eight: English...Speak....Now.
Joke Seven: Irritated
LSD is FUN!
Brainwashed
04 Costume!!
Filtered to Katio and maybe Aoko since she was there when it happened
03 Event Post/ Engineer
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