Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh it's lots of fun, when that stupid Batman isn't ruinin' the joke.

It's banana cream!

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Batman? Y'mean, the cave-dwellin', Kevlar-wearin', pointy-nipped Batman? That Batman?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh??

Uh, yeah?

Who else dresses up like a bat and makes a habit of ruinin'
Mr. J's jokes?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

But, Batman's from the movies. Y'can't fight somethin' that's on the telly! And I'm sayin' that from personal experience!

[Psh, comics require reading.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh?

What the heck are you talkn' about? They never made a movie about batman.

Mr. J would've been sure to make it interestn' for them.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

They did! Two years ago; it was well popular. They're gonna make a sequel next year and everythin'! Didn't you see it?

(BTW, he's from 2007, so he's talking about Batman Begins. :D)

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Uh, no. Because there isn't one.

I think I'd know if they made a movie about the bat-brain. Mr. J would've heard about it.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

I swear, I've seen it! I'd even show it to you, but none of the shops around here have any DVDs.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Right.

Listen, I live in Gotham city. I think we would have noticed if they made some sort of movie about the freak.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

I thought Gotham wasn't real, though. That they just made it up for the film, like Narnia.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Yeah...that kinda touched a nerve]

Ugh! I've had enough with that. People keep saying it's not real! Gotham is a real place! I've lived they're my entire life!

You know what? I don't have ta' listen to this. I've got proof now!

[Goes to grab his arm/drag him out]

Come on mister.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[ASKLHSGJF what is this. But, Vince basically has the upper arm strength of a nine year old girl, so she drags him along pretty easily.]

What're you doin'?! Are you mad?!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! And proud of it! You can ask any of the Arkham staff.

I'm Harley Quinn, and I'm nuts. I work for the Joker and for the last time! Gotham is a real place!

[You're being dragged to her house. She has a scrap book you're going to be forced to see.]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright! D'you have to keep grabbin' my arm like that, though? You're gonna pull it right off!

[Lalala, walking along, AND NOW THEY'RE AT HARLEY'S HOUSE!]

Alright, what's this proof, then?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She's getting her scrapbook out and hands it too him. It's a collection of photo's taken at Arkham and various hideouts as well as newspaper clippings she's saved
There are a few articles, about Harley and Ivy, Harley's release, as well as pictures of other people like the Joker, Ivy, Scarecrow, Mad Hatter and various other villians, both in and out of costume. They don't appear fake. Because they are real.]

See. I got it back a little while ago.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[He's just... staring at it, flipping through the scrapbook with a look of utter confusion on his face.]

It... How? I've never heard of it, and I've heard of everything...

[And, then, an idea.] Is it 'cause of the magic?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[It's the coolest scrapbook ever]

...This whole place is messed up.

[Have a deep sigh as she leans against a couch]

I guess you're from a different world too then. ..But I thought since you knew who Batman was you might have been from my world.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

A different world? I thought this was just America...

[He just makes a ): face and sits down next to her.]

I'm sorry... If it makes you feel better, I really did like that film.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, there's people from all sorts of world's here. You get used to it.

...[She sighs, she'd been so close. However she shakes her head and her voice gets less sad]

So they really made a movie about the B-man? What was it about?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

That'd explain the people who didn't know what straighteners were...

It was really good! It started out with Batman goin' in the mountains and trainin' to be a ninja, and then he came back and fought his ninja master and this mad doctor who rode about on a horse and wore a sack on his head, and saved the city!

... It was real confusin', but it was still good.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ninja master?

Oh, was Dr. Crane in the movie too?!

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, his name was... Rahs Al Ghoul, or somethin' like that. He was well evil; he burned down Batman's house and everythin'!

Yeah, but when he went mad he started callin' himself the Scarecrow. He was funny; he tried to be all scary and ended up fallin' off his horse.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I've heard of him. And Batman trained with this guy? Why?

[She laughs at the thought of Crane on a horse]
That's Crane for yah. The master of fear an' he can't even ride a horse.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Dunno why. I reckon Batman got up to the mountains, Ghoulie was the only ninja master around, and they just went from there. Bet he regretted not shoppin' around later, though.

To be fair to him, he was shot in the face with a taser when he fell. That'd make it hard for anybody to ride a horse.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Winces]
Ow...poor Crane.

Wait....Batman shot him with a taser?